Valley Girl Intelligentsia Vox 2008-06-25T00:55:56Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00d414291430685e/ 80 million blogs. You chose wisely. Watch Out Julia Alison!: Together We Can Make MEEEEE (micro)Famous!! tag:vox.com,2008-06-23:asset-6a00d414291430685e00fae8c5a0bd000b 2008-06-23T18:29:12Z 2008-06-25T00:55:56Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Mmmm.. this dude loves nascent writing careers

DARHLINKS! I spruced up my piece on Bama, bling, and boomers, and now it's on HuffPo. You should click it. Maybe one day I can be a big star like Tino here:

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]]> Barackalypse Now!: Boomers Hope That ‘Bama Will Bring The Death Of Bling. Haterz. tag:vox.com,2008-06-20:asset-6a00d414291430685e00fa9680a8f80003 2008-06-20T07:53:57Z 2008-06-29T23:45:59Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Stimulus Package: Money, Cash, Hos. Michelle, too, is a pimp

I skimmed this post on Huffpo. Some crusty white lady seyz: Lately I’ve been wondering what an Obama White House might mean for the future of bling. For the fate of heavy gold, medallions, below-the-butt denim, the whole hip-hop gangsta fash...

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]]> The Most Important Micro-Feud Of Our Generation: Keithgessensucksballs.tumblr.com tag:vox.com,2008-06-16:asset-6a00d414291430685e00fad69211760004 2008-06-16T23:30:52Z 2008-06-16T23:30:52Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom I'm highlighting the "Great War Of 2008 For The Heart And Soul Of The Internet" for a couple of reasons. In the before time, the long long-ago, I refreshed Gawker every 30 seconds at my desk. The crew that worked there during 05'-'06 made me want...

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]]> Soul Numbing Truths: File in the "OMG, SO TRUE!" Dept. tag:vox.com,2008-06-16:asset-6a00d414291430685e00fad6912a440005 2008-06-16T22:06:44Z 2008-06-17T00:13:05Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom via this bearded puddle of clever.

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]]> Tears In The Typing Pool: Holla Back Vox Blogistan, Answers to Questions Only You Can Answer tag:vox.com,2008-06-15:asset-6a00d414291430685e00fad6909fc90005 2008-06-15T07:08:46Z 2008-06-25T14:03:04Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Our Blogging Forefathers

Let's not even acknowledge that I haven't blogged since the Carter administration. Moving on. I.Have you guys read Emily Gould's NYT Mag piece about ejaculating personal psycho-dramas all over the interwebs? It was really good. I suggest all fem...

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]]> Visual AIDS: HIV+ Orphan Or Not, I Will Never Wear A Poorly Fitted T-shirt tag:vox.com,2008-03-11:asset-6a00d414291430685e00e398e4f2030004 2008-03-11T17:59:09Z 2008-04-03T10:02:33Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Right. And I'm Jay-Z, you cooze. Thank god some people are keeping it REAL for the rest of us!!! The French: always find a way to make sex more like death Would also serve as a charming St. Patty's day card (thnx matty) Visual Aide

*WARNING. SCROLL WITH CAUTION SOME IMAGES ARE NSFW* Way to jump on a trend 5 years after it started NY Times: photographed celebs throw on a T-shirt, appear fresh faced with a look of pognaincy and smug self-satisfaction, urging you to buy a t-sh...

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]]> I'm totally the pick of the weak!: I HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN YOUUUUUU tag:vox.com,2008-03-08:asset-6a00d414291430685e00f48d0101ee0001 2008-03-08T14:16:21Z 2008-03-11T19:35:33Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

I think he's knows that we're all a little embarrassed about this

Darlings! I've been work-traveling and new-blogging and work-quiting and getting addicted to sleeping pills (who else is on the ambien train to bliss? Choo choo). Needless to say: I'm embarrassed that I haven't updated is like 8 -days. 8 days is t...

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]]> Shooting the Stork :Is it cool to abort your baby based on sex? A new First World dilemma! tag:vox.com,2008-02-28:asset-6a00d414291430685e00e398e12aea0004 2008-02-28T19:55:16Z 2008-04-03T15:25:52Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

greatest product name evar?: 'Intelligender'

SHOCKING NEWS: WOMEN (AND WITTY VERBOSE TEENS NAMED AFTER ALASKAN CITIES) WHO ARE PREGGERS CAN FIND OUT THE SEX OF THEIR BABEH BY BUYING A KIT. Hooray! Right? Now you can decide whether to name your baby Apple or Brooklyn months before you even...

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]]> Oh,Hello Friend I'm the Editor of a New Fantastic Blog: Hey, Be Us! DOT! COM! tag:vox.com,2008-02-26:asset-6a00d414291430685e00f48cfda6890001 2008-02-26T19:54:52Z 2008-03-04T20:54:26Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

DC. Culture. Rag.

Hi friend, ex-lover, family member, mentor, bitter rival: Its called: Hey, Be Us! www.heybeus.com It's a scrappy, foul-mouthed, feminine take on politics, culture, fashion, and DC. The blog is me and an other fantastic writer --we always ...

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]]> No Hillery! Ur Doin It Wrong!!!: WE CAN HAS CHANGE(BURGER) tag:vox.com,2008-02-24:asset-6a00d414291430685e00f48cde4bde0003 2008-02-24T19:14:05Z 2008-02-26T11:49:11Z Valley Girl Intelligentsia http://valleygirlintelligentsia.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Yes we can has .com yes we can has .com Republicat from Yes We Can Has .com LOL Bama .com Cats For Obama .com 4 Moar Bukkits.

Like some mighty Norse deity, this election hath giveth and it hath taketh away. This election smitted (smoted? past tense: to smite) the cult, kitsch, ironic status of Chuck Norris, who turned out to be a douchebag with a gun and an irrational f...

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